a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
It’s 11:30 pm and I need raw cookie dough like I need air in my lungs.
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna drive to Wal-Mart at midnight in my pajamas and buy a roll of cookie dough because I’m an adult with my own money who gets to make his own decisions.
I am so, so proud of you.
I want to be like this when I’m older
I want to marry this man.